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    Man Busted for Fuzzy Dice in Michigan

    Monday, January 5, 2009, 11:39 AM CST [General]

    What the Heck?

    Did you know that you could get a ticket in Michigan for simply having a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from your rear-view mirror?

    Let me start this ol' blog off by saying that I am not a big fan of fuzzy dice. They simply aren't my cup-o-tea. However, I do have a "thing" for little hula-girls and bobbing head dogs. In fact the dash of my car looks like a Luau that has gone to the dogs!

    Maybe it is simply the fact that growing up and carousing in Mayberry we didn't have a good casino or floating craps game in the area for me to develop a love of dice...but, then again, I guess we didn't have many hula girls either.

    Anywho...I was surfing the web today and ran across an interesting article about a poor sap that was pulled over and busted for the crime of having a Tweety Bird ornament dangling from his rear-view mirror.

    According to the article, a man named Lonnie Rae Davis was pulled over by the Michigan police after they spotted a Tweety Bird ornament dangling from his rear-view mirror. The article goes on to state that Michigan law forbids dangling things that "obstruct the vision of the driver of the vehicle."

    Davis has apparently appealed his conviction stating that the Tweety Bird didn't obstruct his view and that the cops had no right to pull him over...or confiscate the open alcohol container, crack cocaine, wad of cash, stun gun, or the .38 caliber handgun they found in the car after they stopped him!

    He argued that the cops had no right to pull him over in the first place since the Tweety Bird ornament did not obstruct his view, therefore the stash of guns, drugs and hooch they found in his car should not be held against him.

    As it stands now, the fuzzy-dice (and dangling Tweety Bird) ban stands in Michigan...and Mr. Davis, is headed off to jail...and not the one where Aunt B. serves her famous fried chicken and apple pie!

    You can check out the whole article HERE.

    Does anyone know of any other states with similar laws? I'd hate to get pulled over for my hula girl collection and have the cops find the stash of Snickers Bars that I illegally smuggled in from Canada!

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    I think that they should ban all fuzzy dice simply for being tacky! What do you think?

    Mike
    January 05, 2009
    12:46 PM CST

    I don't think that they should ban fuzzy dice...now when it comes to little hula girls and bobbing headed dogs, now that's another story! What is even more distracting is cow bells. Where I grew up a lot of guys tied actual cow bells to the trailer hitches on the back of their trucks. As they would drive down the road the cow bells would clang and bang raising a regular ruckus.

    Jim
    January 05, 2009
    02:00 PM CST

    Here in the People's Republik of Kalifornia, hanging ANYTHING from the rear view mirror is an infraction of the Vehicle Code. People get citations for rosaries, photos, CDs, rubbery critters on rubber bands, girl's underwear, and yes, fuzzy dice or baby shoes.



    Other "crimes" for which certain municipalities depend on their police forces for revenue generation and harrassment:

    no front license plate, turn signals or parking lights less than 12" above the ground, parking more than 12" from the curb, ANY lights mounted behind the front grille, tinted side windows, ANY installed aftermarket performance parts involving the engine or exhaust system, and putting any kind of protective covering or enclosure over a license plate.



    Still feeling bad about your state? I've heard only Massachusetts and New York are worse, because they have annual inspections of all systems and parts!

    Joseph
    January 09, 2009
    09:33 PM CST